"The Killer" Application Process

Requirements Apply to Job
 * Must be at least 13 or older.
 * Must be over 5 feet tall.
 * Must have a basic understanding of calculus.
 * Must be be able to acquire marijuana (legally or illegally depending on skill level).
 * Must be able to gift members of the cult a pony every fourth trimester (for sacrificial riding)
 * Must not be allergic to peanuts
 * Must be able to name at LEAST 7 genders
 * Must have converted to Judaism within 5 days of applying
 * Must have a natural bond with Kylie